Jurassic Pulp

GENRE: Comedy / Parody / Mash-Up
THEME: Dinosaurs / Gangsters / 90s nostalgia
LENGTH: Novella (165 pages / 30k words)

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Welcome to Jurassic Pulp!
A rather stupid comedy mash-up of 90s films Jurassic Park and Pulp Fiction.

Here’s the blurb:

When Marsellus Wallace is given the opportunity to invest in a pioneering new resort, he jumps at it, but after several years of no contact his patience runs out and he sends his two henchmen, Jules and Vincent, to find out what’s happened to his money. They fly to a private island off of Costa Rica where they discover their boss has invested in a dinosaur theme-park, but before they get chance to call and tell him what’s going on, the park is plunged into chaos and Jules and Vincent find themselves fighting for their lives.

“How the hell we gonna tell him he’s bought a god-damned dinosaur?”

Yup, it’s pretty bonkers, but the idea was so strong I just had to write it. I love both films and have read Jurassic Park so many times I’m close to knowing it word-for-word, so this really is me writing as a fan more than anything. And it was great fun.

And…as a bonus the very talented Marcel Baker did the cover artwork and plenty of groovy illustrations inside too.


COMMENTS

“You should probably tell people they should’ve seen the films first before reading this.”

– My proof reader (who hasn’t seen either film)

“Oh, there’s too much swearing in this one for me. I prefer the Pirates.”

– My mum


DOWNLOAD EBOOK FOR FREE FROM:

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(kindle, lrf, pdb, rtf, txt, pdf, word doc)

AVAILABLE TO BUY:

Paperback (for that old-school vintage retro feel)
Sold through lulu.com


MERCHANDISE:

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BOOK TRAILER…

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  1. Pingback: JURASSIC PULP: THE MADDEST MASH-UP OF 2014? (TRAILER) | dot gumbi

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